These are ...just a "few" things that I ...simply ...have to turn my back on.
Well, ...nobody's perfect.
Many people think that because I do appliance repair, I can fix absolutely "everything". I'm sorry to have to say, ...no! I do repair most appliances. However, if I were to attempt to list even just a fraction of the things that I do not repair, (with a few acceptions) I think ...it would look something ...like ...this:
Things I do not repair
I do not repair TVs, VCRs, STDs, ATVs, ATMs, DVDs, computers, calculators, radios, stereos, CD players, remote controls, video cameras, satellite receivers, telephones, answer machines, hearing aids, clock radios, electric razors, electric tooth brushes, feminine hygiene products, micro electronics, radar equipment, pinball machines, sex toys, or detonation devices. So, please, do not ask me about these things. I just can't help you there. (Note: Sex toys and detonation devices are listed in the same category. This was not intentional! It just ...sort of ...turned out ...that way. Go figure!) I, also, don't repair fuel oil furnaces ever since the explosion. I'm lucky to be alive. I don't do blow-dryers, bean bags, blenders, curling irons, sheep shears, toaster ovens, waffle irons, elevators, escalators, bob sleds, electric skillets, meat grinders, coffee grinders, coffee makers, copy machines, electric chairs, vibrating massage chairs, flag poles, sewing machines, fishing rods, carpet shampoo-ers, vacuum cleaners, ...okay, I have fixed a few vacuum cleaners. Oh, ...and if you shoot your testicle off with a handgun, do not call me! Go to the damn emergency room. Dipwad! Anyway, ...I, also, don't do x-ray machines, breathing apparatus, dental equipment, lethal injection machines, lightning rods, circulation pumps, can openers, chiropractic contortion furniture, meat grinders, water-beds, water softeners, hand softeners, hangovers, treadmills, exercise equipment, brain scanning equipment, tanning booths, bicycles, bowling balls, box crushers, kites, hot air baloons, blimps, , pogo sticks, cotton gins, flying disks, traffic lights, brick stretchers, flugalbinders, farfelhiemers, weed whackers, tally-whackers, or, ...any other kind of whackers ...for that matter (grin), door knobs, gyroscopes, toilets, mopeds, mini-bikes, roller skates, milking machines, motorcycles, cars, trucks, vans, boats, campers. Is anybody really reading all this crap? I have a giant cat named Gupta. I'm pretty sure ...he really thinks he understands me. Polygraphs, three wheelers, quad-runners, marathon runners, road runners, or, any other kind of runners, ...fire hydrants, air horns, embalming equipment, hot tubs, swimming pools, diaphragms, spectacles, sock garters, spatulas, electro magnetic laser guided satelite spy systems, jerky smokers, mortgage brokers, chicken chokers, cattle prods, pencil sharpeners, battery chargers, red hot pokers, rectal thermometers, slot machines, jock straps, excavation equipment, water bongs, jet skis, snowmobiles, underwire brassiers, saw horses, tractors, curtain rods, tomb-stones, combines, steam trains, smoke detectors, dye injectors, weed eaters, dung flingers, mud slingers, crock pots, slow cookers, tree limbs, jack hammers, water piks, paint compressors, lawn-mowers, roto-tillers, or, ...any other kind of tillers, wrist watches, airplanes, migranes, or, helicopters. There are no hidden messages here. These are all calls that I have had to refuse. I don't do telegraphs, heliographs, telescopes, binoculars, particle accellerators, particle de-cellerators, particle un-cellerators, helmets, heating pads, spectrometers, chainsaws, broken laws, jets, rockets, bombs, merry-go-rounds, robots, surf boards, spaceships, flying saucers, missile launchers or thermo-nuclear-reactors, or, ...pretty much ...anything that isn't on the ..."things we do repair" ...list! Think you can remember all this? And, I do not do marriage counseling, ...and I can't cook! (Jeeeeesss "O" Peeeeeeets) Thank you for encouraging my behavior. LOL
Oh, ...and RoboJoe Industries Major Appliance Repair Service just "rocks"! LOL That's right! Don't you know? (grin)