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Why RoboJoe?
Competence!
Now, ...if you don't know what "that" means, then, chances are, ...you probably don't have any. (grin) Don't bother looking it up in the dictionary. It's too late! LOL Uughammm. Oops! Did ...I just say that out loud? Hmmmm!... Just kidding! I seem to have ...no ...inner monologue. Okay, so, ...from here on out, ...just remember, ...I speak very deliberately, ...unless I'm telling a joke! Got it? ...Right then. (grin)
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Integrity!!
If "I" come to your house, ...I'm guessing, ...the last guy didn't fix something right, or, maybe he overcharged for a repair, or, maybe he didn't have very good bedside manner, or, maybe he didn't show up on time, or, maybe he didn't even show up ...at all. As a matter of fact, ...most people ...can't even remember who the last guy was. LOL
If "I" come to your house, you're going to remember "me" the next time you need a repair. I do sort of stand out in a crowd. The name "RoboJoe" was not just acquired arbitrarily. It was earned! My customers always come first. And, ...I've never lost one on my shift! Okay, well, ...maybe, ...one. But, ...that was a long, ...long time ago, when I was working for ...Sears. (grin) Okay, well, ...maybe two or three when I worked for ...Best Brands. But, hey, ...I was there six years! And, when you run 8 to 12 calls a day 5 days a week for 6 years, ...if you do the math, ...well, ...that's pretty darn good! LOL Hey, ...Kodiak actually had me sleeping on the side of the road for 2 years. (And I never even complained about that.) Back then, ...the "company" always came first. So "that" just makes "this" ...pretty much, ...well, ...a walk in the park ...? Yeah? LOL That's right! You'll "have" me ...just as long ...as ...you "need" me because ...now ...the customer always comes first. Right? "The customer!" The customer! The customer. That's ..."you"! Now I can take great pride in having the power to be able to randomly yell out words like ..."no extra charge", or "hey, my refrigerator works just fine" LOL (man) ...completely out of context, ...and ...for absolutely no particular reason what so ever. (grin) How's that? ...Is this good? LOL Yeah? So, .............okay then.
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Honesty!!!
Most other companies are going to try to "hard sell" every job, ...even if the appliance isn't worth repairing. They are looking for any way they can to separate you from your hard earned dollars, ...like vultures. Sometimes they will even try to sell you a repair when you don't actually need one. As a matter of fact, sometimes they will even sell their souls, and yours, ...for the love (need) for money! They have to! They are working on commission! They are not looking after "your" best interest at all. The are looking after "their own" best interest. LOL How do I know? Did you read the first page? You are seeking "truth". Correct? Disclaimer: Now, ...I said "most", ...not "all"! (wince) Hint: Remember? I speak very deliberately, ...unless I'm telling a joke. ...Okay? (clarifying) Example #1: If your dishwasher is 25 years old and needs a motor, unless you have a deep emotional attachment to it, you are better off buying a new one than having it repaired. Chances are, it will soon be needing a pump, then a timer, then a door switch, then a dispenser latch. You see? And, ...I do offer a great deal on change outs! LOL Example #2: If you spent less than 1000 dollars on your refrigerator when you bought it, and the compressor goes out, and, it is out of warranty, (always make sure) ...buy a new one! Sorry folks! It's just not worth the investment to have "this" one repaired! Replacing a compressor can cost over 500 dollars. Another 500 dollars and you can have a brand new refrigerator with a new warranty on the "entire" package! I will tell you more about warranties on the "advice" page. Just, ...sleep on it! No, I don't mean sleep on your refrigerator, ...silly! Man, we have a lot of work to do here. Just ...start shopping around! In the meantime, ...get your food out of there, ...'cause .....damn! (grin) Example #3: If you are hearing funny noises every time you walk through your kitchen early in the morning, ...stop eating bran muffins for breakfast! Especially if you don't even have a dog to blame it on! Okay! Now you know ...why most people ...have a dog. (shrugging) Well, ...hey, ...I have a dog. (grin) I do not believe that I need to expound on this. ...Do you? Well, ...alrighty then!
If your broken appliance is not worth repairing, I will tell you that straight forward. "I" am looking for a way to help you save your money. I will watch over the best interest of your investment in your appliances because taking care of "you" is in "my" best interest. And, ...we "all" know that ...quality appliances means quality of life! Okay, ...well, ...I just made that up. But, the fact of the matter is, ...it is the "intentions" of your technician that can make the difference between a good investment and a bad one. RoboJoe Industries Major Appliance Repair Service just "rocks"! LOL That's right! Don't you know? That's why ..."RoboJoe"! (wink) Call (989)666-5023 ...and ask for "Robo"! E-mail: robojoesupertech@gmail.com
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In the pages to follow, you will be learning some things about the "Wild World Of Appliance Repair"! Most of the information contained in this material is not available anywhere else, ...even if you ...specifically ...ask ...for ...it! Ooh! This is getting good, huh! Well, you're gonna get the inside scoop right here! Wanna know why? Keep reading, ...and, ...you will most certainly find out! Starting to sound familiar? I said that on the last page, ...huh! Yeah, ...and the page before that! Okay, ...I know! LOL
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