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Most companies charge 65 to 85 dollars just to show up at your door. They mark up their parts by 200% to 450%. And labor? Usually a 75 dollar minimum for the first 30 minutes and another 25 dollars for every 15 minutes beyond that. So, ...don't be shooting the bull with these guys! Time is money!! The meter is running!!!
Then, you are pretty lucky if you can get someone out to your house within 3 days of your initial call, and you are even more fortunate if they show up at the designated appointment on time. And, when all is said and done, you end up with a 1 year guarantee on parts and 90 days on the labor. If the new parts go bad after 90 days, you pay for another service call and more labor to replace the same parts all over again.
Needless to say, this hardly adds up to a justifiable repair! Aggravating? You tell me. That's the kind of stuff that just makes guys like me look .......bad! (Burp!) ...Excuse me!
RoboJoe Industries Is "Cutting Edge"!
I try to be humble about this part here, but, it is hard to do that when you are as good as I am. "LOL"
Okay! Here it comes! Are you ready? (taking a breath)(stepping up on to soapbox now)Testing ...one, ...two. Testing! Is this thing on? Check! Okay! Hey! Listen up! Yeah! You! In the back there! With the peanut butter! LOL (peanut butter?) Yes, I'm talking to you! LOL What? Ready? Okay! Here we go!
Read ...your lips!Well, ...look in the mirror if you have to!! LOL
RoboJoe Industries provides the "finest service available anywhere, ...ever!" Yeah! That's right! Period! There it is!! ...Exclaimation point!!!
( Okay, ...not steeped in punctuation, but, ...getting much better in spellelling ..."!"<? ) Uhhh, ...yeah, ...anyway,
I operate in a manner in which "I" would want to be treated by a serviceman if I were to have one in "my" home. I have worked for many other major appliance repair companies and I could never feel comfortable about forcing myself to follow "their" company protocol.
That is why I started "this" company. Now, I do it "my" way. And, I don't mind taking the time out to talk about it, ...or anything else ...for that matter. You will come to understand this part here as you read the rest of this website. (Well, ...I drink a lot of coffee. Can you tell?) And, ...I don't charge "any" extra for good conversation! (Apparently so, ...according to the information.) LOL
The rule is quite obvious. { The customer simply wants it fixed right the first time, at a reasonable cost, and in a prompt and courteous fashion, ...and that's "it" !!! } Now, ...here's the kicker! (Yes, there "is" a ..."kicker" ...in this part here. Actually, ...more than one.) LOL
Here's how it works. I buy my parts at wholesale, I sell my parts at wholesale. I charge "nothing" for the service call. "Nothing" for diagnostics on each additional appliance. If you decide to have me do the repair, I roll the "nothing" into the cost of the repair and the service call is free! That's right, ...I'll eat it! And, as if that isn't enough, I base the cost of labor on the national average "per/job", not "per/hour", and then ...I cut 30% more off of "that"! And, ...last, but, not least, I give you a 1 year guarantee on parts ..."and" labor!
That's a 1 year "insurance policy" on "everything I fix"! It's just good business. If I have to tell you it isn't worth fixing and to go buy a new one, .......I tell you to have a nice day and I charge you "nothing"!!! Good thing I'm not in it for the money, ...'cause I certainly don't make any! Cheapskates! LOL Well, you could at least offer me a tip or somethin'. Damn! .....(grin) See? Isn't this fun? Well, ...it's true you know. (Okay, ...just kidding.) LOL (Not really, though.)
Oh, heck, I'll probably turn it down anyway. 'Cause ...that's just the kind of guy I am. You could feel that? But, it's the thought that counts. Right? No, ...it's cool. Really! LOL I'm lucky if you pay me "at all" and your check doesn't bounce. LOL (Just kidding.) Well, I do always try to give my customers the benefit of the doubt. At least, ...the first time or two, anyway.
I give you my price, ...and we make the deal. And, ...this way, we have a mutual trust. This would constitute the development of a symbiotic relationship between us that could last a lifetime. (Or, at least, ...as long as I'm still in the business.) In theory. (Trying to be intellectual about this whole conversation.) LOL And there you have it. It's all about the winning of hearts and minds. (And, ...repeat business.) LOL "Everybody" starts off with a "half off service" insurance policy with us. If you are fair with us, and you make your designated payments on time, or notify us if a payment will be late, you will automatically retain this insurance policy with us indefinately and continue to recieve "half off" on "all" services. If you do not make your payments and neglect us in keeping us informed, then, you lose your preferred status with us and our price for service goes back up to retail. It's just that simple. We spend "our" time and "our" money on the front end. If you abuse this privilage and don't pay us at all, .....you go on our "do not service" list! This is a list that you "do not" want to be on! We give "everybody" the benefit of the doubt! But, .....don't make us come after you to collect. We allow "you" to design a payment plan that "you" are comfortable with ...and we are "very" patient in waiting for payments. And, ....we do not charge "any" interest, penalties, or late fees! But, ...please, ......if you cannot make a payment when you say you will, just call us and let us know. That is "all" we ask. We will work with you and adjust your payment schedule so that you will remain comfortable in making them and you will still retain our "half off" insurance policy. We are very fair minded people. We are not looking to take food out of the mouths of babes. We want to serve the greater good of "all"! Show us that you are genuine ....and we will bend over backward to make sure that you are recieving the most professional and "affordable" service on the planet. "That" is our promise to you!
"The Robo Formula!" An economical, cost effective, justifiable, time saving solution to a modern day in-convenience which otherwise would have left you with nothing but toil and trouble. Folks, ...I charge 1970s prices! I get you at least 30% off against my competitors because I shoot for 60%! "For real!" (taking another breath) ...Okay? Oh, and service is available evenings, weekends, holidays, and for emergencies at no extra charge. Thats Right! I said, ..."no extra charge"!
Theres no need to take time off from work just to get something fixed! You want the call done at 3 in the morning? Then that is when we will run the call. Well, ...except in locations ...where certain ...restrictions ...may ...apply. (scratching head) (grin) And, now, ...since I finally have your attention, and it just got so quiet in here all of a sudden, I guess I should probably stop yelling! Right? Pssst! Mister!! Hey!!! Yeah "you" !!!! In the back there. Yes! With the peanut butter! (Peanut butter?) LOL What in the heck? Do you understand this? (shrugging shoulders) No idea? Whew!
Well, ...check it out! My customers "always" come first!! Right? And, ...did I mention? RoboJoe Industries Major Appliance Repair Service just "rocks"! LOL That's right! Don't you know? Well, ...what the heck would "you" say? (running away) Okay? Well ...just, ...you know, ...nevermind then!! (grin)
Once you have had the "Robo" experience, you'll never go back to ..."that other guy"!
So, ...call the other guy first. Then call "me" and see!
Call (989)666-5023 ...and ask for ..."who"?
"Robo"! ...Damn it! LOL See? Isn't this fun?
E-mail: robojoesupertech@gmail.com
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And remember folks, "stay out of trouble"! (Quote: From Robo Cop.)(Trying to be cute.)(Is it working?)(Okay, ....well, ...maybe not.) LOL
Okay, now, ...how many of you actually ...tried looking in the mirror ...to read your lips? (grin) Okay, well, ...I was just kidding about ...that part ...there. See that? You'll just fall for anything won't you! It's okay. I won't tell anyone. LOL Shhhhhh! And, ...for those of you with no short term memory, ...you may want to try reading that last part over again, ...just to make sure! LOL Hey, ...no offence there dude.
Warning: The following page contains graphic violence, nudity, and adult language. Well, ...okay, ...not ...graphic violence, ...or nudity, ...but, ...definitely adult language! Parental guidence is advised. LOL Well, ...don't say I didn't warn you! (clearing throat) Oh, ...I won't be using the f-word, ...so, ...don't go getttin' yourself ...to aroused. LOL There's just enough cussing in there to keep your interest. Oh, ...it's okay! ...It's just jokes. They're not gonna' hurt you. (Well, most people. In "your" case, ...I'm not so sure.)
Wanna know why? Keep reading, ...and you will most certainly .....awe .....screw it! You'll see!! Next Page!!!